Saturday, May 15, 2010

Is PBR causing my BPV?

I've been a terrible friend.  I apologize.  My posting has been infrequent.  My posting has been unpredictable.  It's "peri-posting."  One doesn't know how to diagnose it.  It's frustrating and sweaty.  Actually, not so sweaty but wait totally sweaty for all the wrong reasons. Read on and you will understand.   I've been uninspired and over-scheduled.  I think perhaps I've used just about every adjective that describes my generation.  Yikes, it's come to that.

So. BPV?  What the hell is that you ask?  Here are some thoughts...
1.  Baby Post Vacation
2.  Bubbly Poetic Voice ***
3.  Bossy Pushy Visitor
4.  Bodacious Popular Vest
5.  Blissfully Punk Vixen  ***
6.  Bottom Planted Violet
7.  Blinding Planet Vector
8.  Beautiful Peaceful Voyage  ***

*** these indicate possible explanations for my situation.  I like to think in a weird way these kind of explain my character.

However!  BPV  stands for Benign Positional Vertigo and hell yes, I've got it.

It sucks.  I am super dizzy and it makes me feel sick.  Awful.  It won't last forever.   Thank goodness.  But for now, I have to actually explain, "I'm not walking like this because I am drunk, I am super dizzy for other reasons and watch out, I might throw up on you!"

I'd rather be drunk, that I enjoy!

Please, because a little laughter goes a LONG way, offer what you would describe as BPV.  I must know!  I miss all of you in a very weird way.  Dizzy as I may be, I still like all of you!

And, btw PBR probably doesn't help my  BPV but Holy Cow, have you met my TYA5?

Peace out and bed spins used to mean I was drunk!


  1. dude, i can't come up with a single thing. i'm going to obsess all day, now... glad it'll pass soon... take care .

  2. Jen! That's awful! I think Kasey had that too. Ang wanted me to share with you that she reads your blog all the time & loves it!
    BPV..Big Plastic Vase, Big Phat that V is tough!
    I hope you feel better soon & let me know if you need anything. We miss you too!

  3. Benighted Phantasmagorical Valentine

  4. Hey, at least it's not:
    Bovine papillomavirus (BPV) is a group of DNA viruses of the family Papillomaviridae that are common in cattle. Infection causes warts....

    I'm not going to google it any further. And to think that we needed to worry about swine and bird flu.

  5. Buffy-Pierced Vampires!

    And apparently, Owen is my gift to the blogosphere. You're welcome.


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