Thursday, January 28, 2010
Mr. Handsome has all the luck.
You know me. I'm star struck. Stupid star struck. Mr. Handsome got lucky today. He's been Mr. Mom this week, next week too. He rises to the challenge like no other. Whilst driving the young bees to swim team (actually to be honest the little bees had been dropped off at this point) Mr. Handsome had a celestial encounter. An encounter of the coolest kind. Can you sense my jealousy, my envy? You gotta be shittin' me kind of encounter. Driving down the road, minding his own business Mr. Handsome sees a bit of a traffic situation. Some guy standing by the crosswalk, waving folks (cars through) like bowing graciously and suggesting they just keep driving. Mr. Handsome is an observer. He would make a great detective. Big black bus in the parking lot on the left. Posse gathering next to said man waving traffic through. Puffy coat, ear phones, Swagger on said man waving traffic through.
Oh yes it is. Oh No it isn't. Snoop F'ing Dogg is waving Mr. Handsome through. Saying, "go ahead I'll wait. You drive, I'll cross after you. "
Meanwhile, I'm at home sitting on the couch. Just sitting, it's what I'm supposed to be doing. Uuuuggghhh! I missed Snoop. Thank God, I would have made an ass of myself.
Mr. Handsome was so proud, so excited. He rolled down the window and called out "Peace, Snoop!" Snoop peaced back. Mr. Handsome is WAY cooler than me. Thank God it was him and not me.
Add "Sensual Seduction by Snoop Dogg" to my Life Soundtrack.